No one could have predicted the rise of borgs (short for "blackout rage gallons") across college campuses. But we're glad to say goodbye to the murky, dangerous jungle juices of yesteryear. Borgs allow partiers to customize their drinks' flavors and liquor levels. They also prevent the spread of germs from a communal trough of booze and exposure to sneaky, unsavory ingredients.
But if we're being honest, the best part about borgs is decorating your personal gallon jug. On a practical level, it's important to label your borg to distinguish it from the other partier's. And many people think of funny puns for names and even decorate their jugs with drawings and accessories.
So, naturally, we all want to have the funniest borg at the function. You never know when a friend's borg name ranking will go viral on TikTok—which means it's extra important to put your best foot borg-ward. We've scoured the internet to find the funniest names that you can use for your next borg.
- Borg-an Freeman
- Borg-an Thee Stallion
- Ice-Borg Lettuce
- Beef Borg-ignon
- Ca-Borg-net Sauvignon
- I Think, There-Borg I Am
- Borg To Die
- Armed Borg-lary
- Kareem Abdul Ja-Borg
- Mark Zucker-Borg
- Certified Lover-Borg
- Borg Time Rush
- Soulja Borg
- The Grand Borg-apest Hotel
- Borg-aritaville
- I Woke Up In A New Borg-atti
- Sponge-Borg Squarepants
- The Borg Appetit Test Kitchen
- Borgs A Liar, Pt. 2
- Anthony Borg-dain
- Borg...James Borg.
- Borg-street boys
- JP Borg-an chase
- Greta Thun-Borg
- The Gettys-Borg Address
Do you have other funny borg names we failed to mention? Drop them in the comments below.
